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The Horny Toad Guest House

9.7/10135 reviewsSimpson Bay

Stunning Waterfront Property Experience the ultimate beachfront getaway at The Horny Toad Guest House, offering studios and apartments right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay. Luxurious Accommodations Indulge in air-conditioned studios with kitchenettes or spacious apartments with a cozy seating area. Enjoy the convenience of free Wi-Fi during your stay. Convenient Location With the airport just a 2-minute walk away, and restaurants, bars, and a supermarket within minutes, everything you need is at your fingertips. Explore nearby attractions like Mullet Bay Golf Course and St. Marteen Museum. Book now for a memorable stay at The Horny Toad Guest House!

What this place offers

  • WiFi available
  • Free WiFi
  • Parking
  • Free Parking
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Air conditioning

Policies & house rules

  • Check-in from 15:00 until 21:00
  • Check-out until 11:00
  • Free parking

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties. A deposit may be required at the property.

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135 reviews

Guests liked

  • Oceanfront location with private beach
  • Owners and staff are friendly and attentive
  • Comfortable, well-equipped apartments
  • Beautiful sea views
  • Family/intimate vibe; repeat visitors
  • Evening happy hours and social events
  • Walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets

Guests mentioned

  • Dogs barking at night disrupted sleep for at least one guest
  • No onsite pool/bar/restaurant
  • Bathroom/toilet lacks air-conditioning
  • Occasional plane noise (minor for most guests)

  • Melanie

    US · solo_traveller · Jul 2026

    10/10

    This is our second year in a row so it speaks for itself. It feels more intimate/Family vibe than staying in a hotel. Owners and staff are great too!

    I wish the toilet is air-conditioned. It has windows, just being spoiled. Not a deal-breaker.

  • Dorota

    US · couple · Jun 2026

    10/10

  • Dawn

    US · solo_traveller · Jun 2026

    10/10

  • Daniel

    UY · solo_traveller · May 2026

    10/10

  • Joseph

    US · couple · May 2026

    10/10

Location

2 Vlaun Drive · Simpson Bay